Jesus and the Beast
Posted by Jerry on September 6, 2007
666 – The number of the Beast
667 – Guy Across the Street From the Beast
668 – Neighbor of the Beast
660 – Approximate number of the Beast
/666 – Beast Common Denominator
6, uh… what was that number again? – Number of the Blonde Beast
Oh, and then this other one:
Who was Jesus?
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father’s business.
He lived at home until he was 30.
He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was God.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody “brother.”
He liked Gospel.
He couldn’t get a fair trial.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
He had to feed a crowd, at a moment’s notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.