Reason as the Leading Motive

Yo Mama

Posted by Jerry on August 7, 2007

We all know those “your mama” insults we hurled at each other back in the days–well, and still do, in some cases–sometimes the Hindi version of it, “teri maa ki…

Well, Kim’s Play Place links to a truly hilarious set of “yo mama” taunts as would be said by philosophers! It’s really craaazy! (p.s. some familiarity with the major ideas of these thinkers might help.)

Descartes: I asked your daddy if your mama was good looking, and he said, “I think not.” And he disappeared! So you don’t even have a daddy. But everybody’s had your mama.

Freud: Tell me about your mama.

Nietzsche: Your mama is dead.

Jefferson: That we are endowed with life, liberty and the pursuit of your mama.

Hume: She is ugly; therefore she is your mama.

Kant: She is your mama; therefore, she is ugly.

Hegel: Your mama is so fat she broke the dialectical cycle.

Plato: Your mama is so fat that when she sits around the cave, she eats the shadows.

HAahaaaHAHA! LOL! Gawd! I just can’t stop laughing here at work! Oh, here’s one of my favs:

Ayn Rand: Man – all of mankind – is an end in himself, not the means to the ends of others. But your mama is so fat, this means she never ends.

Daaayyaam! See more here.


5 Responses to “Yo Mama”

  1. Ergo said

    Oh, I thought of a good one to add to the list!

    Karl Marx: From each according to his ability to each according to his need. But your mama has no ability and too many needs.

    Oh oh oh, and here’s another one I thought of:

    Wittgenstein: Your mama is so fat, she can’t fly out of the bottle. heheee…

    Anyone wanna give it a try??

  2. The bottle?

    Ayn Rand
    Yo’ momma is so fat that when Atlas shrugged, he was crushed.

  3. Ergo said

    Ayn Rand
    Yo’ momma is so fat that when Atlas shrugged, he was crushed.


  4. Charlotte said

    Love that one by L’Innommable! HAHAHAHHAHHAhahahahhaH!

  5. … mama so fat she fell down the stairs yesterday and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again

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