Allah Advocates Glory Holes!

If you thought that the so-called moral police in India had gone off the deep end, then check this article out. An Islamo-loony in Egypt’s academia–a faculty member of Al-Alzhar University–has issued a fatwa asserting that a husband and wife must not be naked during sex lest their marriage be annuled according to Islamo-loony sharia law!

Oh, and there’s MORE:

In protest, another Islamo-loony–the University’s fatwa committee chairman, Abdullah Megawar–has “argued that married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other’s genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.”

NO NUDITY FOR SEX 

Cairo – An Egyptian cleric’s controversial fatwa claiming that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage has uncovered a rift among Islamic scholars.

According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of Al-Azhar University’s faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), “being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage”.

The religious decree sparked a hot debate on the private satellite network Dream’s popular religious talk show and on the front page of Sunday’s Al-Masri Al-Yom, Egypt’s leading independent daily newspaper.

Suad Saleh, who heads the women’s department of Al-Azhar’s Islamic studies faculty, pleaded for “anything that can bring spouses closer to each other” and rejected the claim that nudity during intercourse could invalidate a union.

During the live televised debate, Islamic scholar Abdel Muti dismissed the fatwa: “Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy.”

For his part, Al-Azhar’s fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar argued that married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other’s genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.

No Sodomy! Aaack! How do gay Islamo-loonies have sex in Egypt??

Stories like these make me glad I live in India!

[Hat tip: LGF]