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Allah Advocates Glory Holes!

Posted by Jerry on April 13, 2007

If you thought that the so-called moral police in India had gone off the deep end, then check this article out. An Islamo-loony in Egypt’s academia–a faculty member of Al-Alzhar University–has issued a fatwa asserting that a husband and wife must not be naked during sex lest their marriage be annuled according to Islamo-loony sharia law!

Oh, and there’s MORE:

In protest, another Islamo-loony–the University’s fatwa committee chairman, Abdullah Megawar–has “argued that married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other’s genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.”

NO NUDITY FOR SEX 

Cairo – An Egyptian cleric’s controversial fatwa claiming that nudity during sexual intercourse invalidates a marriage has uncovered a rift among Islamic scholars.

According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of Al-Azhar University’s faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), “being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage”.

The religious decree sparked a hot debate on the private satellite network Dream’s popular religious talk show and on the front page of Sunday’s Al-Masri Al-Yom, Egypt’s leading independent daily newspaper.

Suad Saleh, who heads the women’s department of Al-Azhar’s Islamic studies faculty, pleaded for “anything that can bring spouses closer to each other” and rejected the claim that nudity during intercourse could invalidate a union.

During the live televised debate, Islamic scholar Abdel Muti dismissed the fatwa: “Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy.”

For his part, Al-Azhar’s fatwa committee chairman Abdullah Megawar argued that married couples could see each other naked but should not look at each other’s genitalia and suggested they cover up with a blanket during sex.

No Sodomy! Aaack! How do gay Islamo-loonies have sex in Egypt??

Stories like these make me glad I live in India!

[Hat tip: LGF]

6 Responses to “Allah Advocates Glory Holes!”

  1. Ergo said

    I must admit that I am slightly concerned about my right to freedom of expression, particularly given the content of this post and its title. I wonder if there will be any undesirable effects–like the violent reactions to the originally obscure and fully benign Danish cartoons. I hope I am overestimating the reach of my blog, and at the same time, I am disgusted with the state of this world–the terror spread by Islamo-facists and the free world’s embarrassingly feeble response to it–that has given me cause to write this comment in the first place.

  2. Luis said

    Wow… glad to live in India, eh? Well, I can certainly see why!

    I just HAD to read this post when I saw the title! You’re hilarious Ergo, although all this shit those crazies are saying, isn’t.

  3. Sinus said

    Overestimating the reach of [your] blog… umm, i dont think so. those guys will get just about anywhere. jerry, when you’re gone, blown up to smithereens, i will mourn you 🙂

  4. Ergo said

    Aaack! Gawd, how morbid, Sinus! In passing, let me say that when/if they do blow me up–I suspect it won’t be “to smithereeens” but to “chunks of big, juicy, flesh!” 😉 ha!

  5. Sinus said

    When when, its “when” not “if”. believe you me, they will find you…hunt you down like the dog you are…. 🙂

  6. Oy vey!

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