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Reason as the Leading Motive

Marriage Jokes… Note to Sasca! Aaaa!

Posted by Jerry on September 29, 2005

She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. "Who was it?" he asked. "My husband," she replied. "I better get going," he said. "Where was he?" "Relax. He'll be late, he's playing poker with you."

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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

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There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married…. and then it was too late!"

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2 Responses to “Marriage Jokes… Note to Sasca! Aaaa!”

  1. HA HA

    … its what you make it… you get out what you put in…

  2. i don’t get the first one at all…

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