Reason as the Leading Motive

Some more Objectivist Jokes! — sooo funny!!

Posted by Jerry on September 21, 2005

Letter to Ayn Rand:
"Dear Ayn Rand: Help! I've lost my car keys! My wife says they're somewhere in our house, but my son says they're not. What should I do? Signed – Keyless in Milwaukee.

Dear Keyless:
Check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. Signed – Ayn Rand.


Q: Why did the non-Objectivist chicken cross the road?
A: To mooch off the productive achievements of the Objectivist chickens who had already shown the way to the other side. (Fortunately, since A is A, a tunnel collapsed on the mooching chickens and they died as they deserved.)

2 Responses to “Some more Objectivist Jokes! — sooo funny!!”

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  2. Anonymous said

    Dear Keyless:
    1. Is your car and house in Milwaukee?
    2. Is your eyesight okay?
    3. Is it day/night? Is there enough illumination?
    4. Are the keys physical or digital or something else?
    5. Could the keys be camouflaged?
    6. Can you borrow Jim Carrey’s Milo to get you the keys?

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