Some more Objectivist Jokes! — sooo funny!!
Posted by Jerry on September 21, 2005
Letter to Ayn Rand:
"Dear Ayn Rand: Help! I've lost my car keys! My wife says they're somewhere in our house, but my son says they're not. What should I do? Signed – Keyless in Milwaukee.
Check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. Signed – Ayn Rand.
Q: Why did the non-Objectivist chicken cross the road?
A: To mooch off the productive achievements of the Objectivist chickens who had already shown the way to the other side. (Fortunately, since A is A, a tunnel collapsed on the mooching chickens and they died as they deserved.)